my 2nd birthday party was a literal nightmare
that’s supposed to be big bird
looks more like “Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared 3”
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be critical of Anita Sarkeesian all you want but if the fact that she had to cancel a speech at a college because a student threatened a mass shooting isn’t a huge red flag to you about how very much alive misogyny is then you need to get the fuck out of my face
Now that’s a body that screams defile me.
I WAS gonna wait til this photo set hit 20,000 notes to reblog it again and say “yay!” until this caption popped up.
No, my body doesn’t “scream” anything of the fucking sort actually, and I can guarantee you wouldn’t get your grubby hands anywhere near it to even try. But I am internally screaming at how disgusting and presumptuous and objectifying that comment of yours is.
Objectify ! Perhaps if your not wanting objectification then Do Not post a picture of your Ass on the internet ! Just Sayin
There’s always one guy who comes back w this weak retort. SOS 911 plz clean your yucky victim blaming mess up from my beautiful and subtly erotic photo.
Judging by your poor attitude, I’m guessing you don’t realise that me posting a photo of ANY part of my body is NOT asking for ANY kind of treatment. Did I say, “Hey fellas! Reblog my pix and project your basic ass daddy dom fantasies on them! I am but a blank canvas for your egocentric wants and desires! All I want in this world is to feature on blogs rife with misogyny and racism and sexual violence!” ?
This is a MALE ATTITUDE problem. This is not a FEMALE HAVING BODY PARTS problem.
Sorry but were they supposed to say that butt has a nice personality?
How abooouuuut, they don’t say anything at all, don’t remove my original caption and just appreciate the photo for what it is? As I said, I’m not a blank canvas to paint with the offensive and dehumanising fantasies of the male gaze.
Jesus Christ, you know shit’s dire when another woman takes the side of men who apparently think that defiling and objectifying women is normal and sexually appealing??? Especially when the person that this photo belongs to can see every reblog, like and stupid comment added to it.
It’s actually possible
To enjoy a photo
And appreciate a persons body
repeat after me:
I can enjoy a persons form and ass and shape and body
Without having to project rapey/misogynstic feels onto it
Sing it, sister! Reblogging again for emphasis.
turn that frown
oh my GOD are you shitting me that is like ONE PIXEL but his whole expression changed
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by the way did I ever tell y’all about the time I got a blank message from nobody, sent on new year’s eve in 1969, when the internet didn’t exist?
because that happened
What the fuck
Or maybe its from 2069, when we’ve developed the technology to send data to the past. You sent yourself a blank message as a test but as the email address you used to send it doesnt exist yet, it came up as no sender
OKAY KIDS, LET’S LEARN ABOUT THE UNIX EPOCH
So back in the early days of computers, when we were trying to build clocks to keep all our computers in sync, we tried a bunch of different ways to synchronize them in ways that both normal people could use and programmers could utilize.
We just tried saying “The current time is THIS date” and just storing that date as some text, but while that was easy for humans, it was a bunch of different numbers that worked together in funny ways and computers don’t play nice with a bunch of random, arbitrary rules.
Not much worked, until we realized that we needed a BASELINE to compare against, and a way to represent the current time that covers everybody. So we came up with Unix time, because Unix was the style at the time. Essentially, Unix time represents any given time by saying “How many seconds ago was 12:00 AM on January 1, 1970 in Iceland somewhere?”. Recent enough to keep the numbers relatively small, far enough that nothing computer-y would fall before it, and consistent enough that there’d be no discrepancy based on where you are.
So what happens when you see the date “December 31, 1969” on a buggy message like this is that the computer received a bunch of zeroes by mistake and went “Oh, this must be a message!” Then when it tried to interpret it, it got to the date, found a zero, and said “Zero seconds since the Unix Epoch? I’ll round down - this was sent at the last second of New Year’s Eve, 1969! They’ll be so happy to finally get their blank message.”
And then the computer traipsed off on its merry way, because computers are fucking ridiculous.
This is frankly more hilarious than the 1969 time traveler theory
i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years
there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny
this is art
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Being confident in yourself is so rare that people actually get mad at you if you are.
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Emu, 21, MA
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things you'll find here are anime, manga, cats, cute animals, food, homestuck, video games, cartoons, lady gaga, and various other lolz.
(since nov 5 2011.. where hit counter go)